
And on the way back to the small office in which I work there, a matronly lady stopped me to say that I had a large wiener [on my plate].
It's the simple observations by common folks that brighten my day.
Insert something catchy here about wanting to strip away all the onanism of online life. Make people believe you're smarter, wittier and less of a drooling mouth-breather than you (or they) really are.

3 comments:
Are you on the Atkins diet? :)
That's more meat than I've eaten years.
It's not the Atkins Diet, as much as it may be the 'Fatkins Diet.
I've long said that if I could tolerate it, I'd be a vegetarian, as I know it's healthier. The trouble is, I like meat too much.
I've tried to balance it all out by increasing my intake of sushi and sashimi.
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