I guess is you asked them why they weren't open; why, when their sign reads, 'Open 24 Hrs.,' they might refer to the old Steven Wright punch-line:
"Yeah, but not in a row..."
I was so disgusted that there were no less than two non-functioning pens at the ATM inside the bank vestibule, I thought it was far more benevolent to leave them a note than it would've been to throw the nasty, old, stolen pen from an out-of-state hotel, and rip the bank pen free from its chain. They can view the note as yet another red-tipped tack to stick on their roadmap of greater suck and the surrounding vicinities.

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