Monday, January 14, 2008

Character assassinations aren't new

So, my dad comes back from Florida, and it started almost immediately. The subject of the e-mail reads:

Re:Fwd: Fw: Obama - The Real O Ba Ma~~~~

Because of course, most people don't really *read* the subject -- if they did, they would remove the Re: Fwd: Fw: nonsense. That should've been the biggest problem here.

Unedited (save for the names, e-mail addresses and headers), in its entirety, here are the contents of the e-mail:


---------- Forwarded message ----------

-------Original Message-------


I just received this and thought you would be interested.
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Who is Barack Obama?

As a U.S presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita , Kansas.

Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced.
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When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia . Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta .

He also spent two years in a Catholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. Muslims are taught that it is alright to lie to achive their goals.
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He is quick to point out that, 'He was once a Muslim, but that he
also attended Catholic school.

Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that
Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.
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Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a 'Wahabi' school in Jakarta . Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging 'Jihad' against the western world.
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Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.
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Let us all remain very alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy.


The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States , one of their own!!!!
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ALSO, AND VERY IMPORTANT, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office - he 'DID NOT' use the 'Holy Bible', but instead the 'Koran'.
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IF THIS CONCERNS YOU, please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country?....NOT ME!!!

Check validity at: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/anthem.asp




Scary thought!

It would be pedantic and sophomoric to dissect this drivel line by line -- though I am tempted, I'll refrain. Mostly. There are some points that I find particularly offensive and patently stupid:

  • By using his full name, Barack Hussein Obama, lemmings will feel uncomfortable. It has the name 'Hussein' in it. He must be a bad guy.
  • Obama was born to a black MUSLIM father and a white ATHEIST mother. He's black? No shit? Jesus, I've *GOT* to start drinking more coffee in the morning so I don't miss these things. But clearly, we've got it now that he's part Muslim and part Atheist. I suppose next we'll find out that he had a distant relative named Yefim, who was a Jew -- it would complete the trifecta.
  • His parents divorced, so obviously he came from a broken home. Nothing good to come out of that, fo-sho.
  • This is my favorite quote of all: "Muslims are taught that it is alright to lie to achieve their goals." Well smack me across the ass and call me Charlie. Here, I thought that kind of teaching only took place on the east coast where rich punk-ass kids leave their blue-blood surroundings to go on cocaine-fueled benders in Texas -- while flushing more than one company down the toilet. Not content with lying to shareholders and management, they aspire to lie to the world and send thousands of this country's young men and women to the slaughterhouse in the name of oil.
  • Lastly (at least, for my money) Obama will be the conduit through which all Muslim Jihadists will destroy this country, and ostensibly, the world -- not that we really care about the world, unless by 'world', you mean, everything on your 80'X80' postage stamp of property, and the Ford Excursion in your garage. I mean, there's that whole thing about Jihadists hating capitalism and everything America stands for, but that's just crazy talk, I know.
What's most upsetting to me about this has nothing to do with Obama. He's not who I want to win the Democratic party nomination, but not for any of the reasons detailed above. This character assassination has all the trappings of the propaganda used by the Aryan race to ultimately exterminate more than 6 million Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals, and anyone else they saw as fringe-dwellers.

The fact that this chain letter stays alive at the hands of Jews, I find to be the biggest shonda of all. Of course, snopes.com said it was legit, so it must be.

I would say this:

Don't vote for Obama. If I, as a registered independent, could vote in the primary, I wouldn't vote for him either. But Christ, people... Don't sink to the level of those who exterminated your ancestors.

6 comments:

Buck said...

There are several of these stories out there. All scary and offputting.

I would comment on your last paragraph. If your states primaries are closed, as they are in my state, consider registering for the party whose primary you would like to vote in. There is no cost or pain in registering. My wife is republican and I was independant. I'm now a democrat. Our family now has a say in both primaries. This also screws up gerrymandering (sp). That is the process where a party carves up your community based on voter registration to better serve their purposes. It is a bad process and anything you can do to screw with it is good.

RRuss said...

I agree with almost everything you've said. Evaluate the man on his own behavior and character. To do otherwise is simple ignorance.

However... I'm not sure why the "War for Oil" cry is chanted time and time again. It's really no better than everything else that people repeat without consideration (that's not to say you're not carefully considering your position on this, just that it just sounds cliché)

Be upset that you were lied to. Be upset that you think the gov't doesn't believe were smart enough (or gullible enough) to go along with whatever their true reason for war is/was. There is certainly plenty to get worked up about.

But really... I'm not sure how you can be upset about a war for oil. Or entire economy is utterly dependent on it. Without it, we can't move, we can't distribute food, etc. Ensuring a continuous, uninterrupted supply of it is a matter of national security and the survival of our people.

So... be pissed that oil is still relatively cheap and we use it wastefully. Be pissed that we don't invest enough in researching truly viable alternatives. But, unless you've personally invented an alternative fuel that we can run on tomorrow, I have to cry foul when I hear "war for oil" as something that's unjustified.

Anonymous said...

If you go to snopes via the handily included link, it actually verifies that all of that nonsense is actually false.

--jeff

wast3gate said...

Snopes is somewhat vague on the message they're trying to get across. It seems that this issue is full of half-truths, no one really seems to care about.

Kristin said...

I worry about all the people getting the message and forwarding the message without thinking, wondering, questioning. They vote. They make decisions that affect the world in which we live.

Anonymous said...

I guess there is nothing wrong with a war for oil if we just admit we're pigs and have no truck with killing people, acting all imperialist, and flaunting international law to stay that way. Since I haven't invented a cure for cancer I guess I'm OK with that too.